The balcony is total, complete, without bars for him to look through; thick white concrete parameter with the flagstone floor and two tomato plants whose leaves I can't even eat - in the family of nightshade, I'd probably die. Belladonna big eyes, maybe I could give that a try. But there are other ways to get the highly sought-after dilated look, some of which I prefer over poisoning.
But the turtle here, my little turtle friend, at least he, goddamn it, owns his shell. You own your body, don't you? Isn't that the primary source of ownership that nothing, save for pimps or sex/drug/human trafficking, can take away? Or organ donation? Or death? I own these hands that type these words, or at least I certainly pay for their upkeep - soap to prevent the swine flu, necessary lotions, balms and creams. I pay for the food that I put into these lovable little mitts that I then transfer, and transform, in my mouth. I even pay for mittens for my kute little kittens. Goddamn, these hands - like a turtle shell: mine.
So what does this make me? Google: Do I own my hands?
I didn't find much, but I did find THIS!
And maybe that's enough for today. Let's break for wine and cookies.