item 3: nearly boiling water.
google search meaning of: almost boiling water. who does this make me? (lazy? impatient? unwilling to commit?)
Did you know: there are no less than 820 comments by marginally witty people on epicurious's recipe page for 'salted water for boiling'? one was posted less than 20 days ago. the oldest was posted in 2001. will there be celebrations when 'salted water for boiling' reaches a decade of marginally witty comments? i'd celebrate it. i'd boil water for it. then i'd post something marginally witty. then, hopefully, i'd die.
(from: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Salted-Water-for-Boiling-105591)
Lessons learned: nothing about myself, because i am an american. BUT if i were canadian (socialists!), i'd have to boil my water all the time for fear of death! (see below) my impatience would be my downfall, particularly if i were a member of the first nation, which i am not at all. i'm just a member of the neo-colonial nation. sigh.
(from: http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=2335191)
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